My Colon is Cool

So I had a colonoscopy today and my doctor was very happy with the condition of my colon compared to my last one. I still don’t really eat like I should but I drink KANGEN WATER every day, all day. When I told him that our company’s main medical adviser was Hiromi Shinya, the guy that INVENTED the colonoscopy, he was extremely impressed, as were the nurses around me. We may get three sales out of my colonoscopy……..that’s how we do it. Now off to Pickwicks Pub to rock the House!!!